Things to do with your new Swiss Army Knife
Now that I have a SAK, I really wish I had things to do with it. I have actually used it a few times:
- using the screwdriver to remove the elbow supports from my swivel chair
- using the knife to cut open a milk carton so that it takes up less space in the garbage
8 Comments:
Cutting my own arm off when it was trapped beneath a boulder. Wait. That wasn't me.
By Anonymous, at 8/01/2005 6:21 a.m.
Killed a man in Reno, just to see him die. Wait, that wasn't me either.
By DevP, at 8/01/2005 6:51 a.m.
I used the magnifier of the knife to enkindle my smoke...
By Notorious P., at 8/01/2005 7:02 a.m.
chris, devp - for your sakes, I'm glad it wasn't you.
mrnic3 - good stuff! Wish mine had a magnifier.
cboone - interesting two uses!
By Jonathan, at 8/01/2005 9:57 a.m.
This weekend I used it to open and close the lid locks on the bear-proof container we used on a hiking trip in Olympic National Park. And I could have used it to kill the bar that tried to get the food, but luckily for him he left before I got there...
By Anonymous, at 8/02/2005 9:04 a.m.
Thanks for visiting, Martin!
By Jonathan, at 8/02/2005 7:58 p.m.
at one of my first grad seminars, i used my leatherman to cut open a box of pastries that the people at the bakery obviously didn't want anyone to have. unfortunately, i also forgot to take it off my key chain before boarding a plane. sigh.
By Anonymous, at 8/09/2005 6:45 p.m.
Hi Eric - Sounds like you are longing for your old leatherman.
By Jonathan, at 8/09/2005 9:53 p.m.
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